yo i be da pimp

you be da hoe

you make dat bread

and I take the dough

yo ill be the teacher

you be my pet ( wet pet)

you study hard girl

pass my test

I be the plumbah! (plumbah)

unclog your drain ( drain)

your bed bath

and beyond

scrubba dubba maintain

cause we be role playin..

roll up hold up roll hold up

we be role playin every day in

roll up hold up roll up hold up

we be role playin

is what I be sayin

Bish... why in the hell you dressed like Hermahn-EE?//

Wingardium what now? Thought you came over to come on ME//

But you’re wavin’ a stick you found out in the yard//

Tryna hit me with a boner charm? Girl, you tryin' too hard//

You got the pleated skirt and the knee-high socks//

Talkin' 'bout how "Dobby is free" while you kickin' off your Crocs//

I’m just tryna get it in, keep the energy high//

But you actin' like Voldemort, lookin' me in the eye//

Talkin' 'bout "He Who Must Not Be Named" in the sheets//

While I’m just tryna smash, keep it simple and sweet//

You chasin' me around, talkin' 'bout a "Horcrux"//

I’m like, "Girl, chill, you breakin' all the door bucks"//

You brought a plastic cauldron and some Gatorade mix//

Tryna brew a "Love Potion" and some magical tricks//

"Ten points to Gryffindor!" you yellin' at the ceiling//

I’m over here confused, catchin' every weird feeling//

But then you hit the lights, started actin' all "wicked"//

And suddenly I’m hopin' that I got the right ticket//

'Cause that "Invisibility Cloak" is just a bedsheet//

But the way you movin' girl, it’s startin' to feel sweet//

Maybe I’m a wizard, baby, maybe I’m a nerd//

But "Expecto Patronum" is the best thing I heard//

Fine, call me "The Chosen One," put the hat on my head//

'Bout to show you why they call me da “Elder Wand" in bed//

roll up hold up roll hold up

we be role playin every day in

roll up hold up roll up hold up

we be role playin

and what I be sayin is...

i be da pimp

you be da hoe

you make dat bread

and I take the dough

ill be the teacher

you be my pet ( unh unh)

you study hard girl

pass my test

I be the plumbah!

unclog your drain

your bed bath

and beyond

scrubba dubba maintain

cause we be role playin..

Ill be the boss

you the intern

you be workin

get the job done

you be the maid

wanna get paid

get down on yo knees

and keep it up

and clean it up

cause we be role playin...

role...role..role playin

rollolollolloolooll

roll playin

rollolollololoolol

roll playin..

Yuh... Jimmy Dee and v-v-v-veyters...

I’m game now… ha!...

I’ll be your Ron Weasley, Easily…

Hope she didn't give my hog warts... haha!