yo i be da pimp
you be da hoe
you make dat bread
and I take the dough


yo ill be the teacher
you be my pet ( wet pet)
you study hard girl
pass my test
I be the plumbah! (plumbah)
unclog your drain ( drain)
your bed bath
and beyond
scrubba dubba maintain
cause we be role playin..
roll up hold up roll hold up
we be role playin every day in
roll up hold up roll up hold up
we be role playin
is what I be sayin

[Instrumental]


Bish... why in the hell you dressed like Hermahn-EE?//
Wingardium what now? Thought you came over to come on ME//
But you’re wavin’ a stick you found out in the yard//
Tryna hit me with a boner charm? Girl, you tryin' too hard//
You got the pleated skirt and the knee-high socks//
Talkin' 'bout how "Dobby is free" while you kickin' off your Crocs//
I’m just tryna get it in, keep the energy high//
But you actin' like Voldemort, lookin' me in the eye//
Talkin' 'bout "He Who Must Not Be Named" in the sheets//
While I’m just tryna smash, keep it simple and sweet//
You chasin' me around, talkin' 'bout a "Horcrux"//
I’m like, "Girl, chill, you breakin' all the door bucks"//
You brought a plastic cauldron and some Gatorade mix//
Tryna brew a "Love Potion" and some magical tricks//
"Ten points to Gryffindor!" you yellin' at the ceiling//
I’m over here confused, catchin' every weird feeling//

But then you hit the lights, started actin' all "wicked"//
And suddenly I’m hopin' that I got the right ticket//
'Cause that "Invisibility Cloak" is just a bedsheet//
But the way you movin' girl, it’s startin' to feel sweet//
Maybe I’m a wizard, baby, maybe I’m a nerd//
But "Expecto Patronum" is the best thing I heard//
Fine, call me "The Chosen One," put the hat on my head//
'Bout to show you why they call me da “Elder Wand" in bed//

[Chorus]
roll up hold up roll hold up
we be role playin every day in
roll up hold up roll up hold up
we be role playin
and what I be sayin is...



i be da pimp
you be da hoe
you make dat bread
and I take the dough
ill be the teacher
you be my pet ( unh unh)
you study hard girl
pass my test

I be the plumbah!
unclog your drain
your bed bath
and beyond
scrubba dubba maintain
cause we be role playin..

Ill be the boss
you the intern
you be workin
get the job done
you be the maid
wanna get paid
get down on yo knees
and keep it up
and clean it up
cause we be role playin...


role...role..role playin
rollolollolloolooll
roll playin
rollolollololoolol
roll playin..


Yuh... Jimmy Dee and v-v-v-veyters...
I’m game now… ha!...
I’ll be your Ron Weasley, Easily…
Hope she didn't give my hog warts... haha!