Grandma's on the bridge, she got a big dumpy ass,

Glass under her feet, she dropped the rock, too much gas.

She fell on her back, smashed thru the glass,

Everyone nearby probably died!

It looked like it hurt, it was a digital spree,

It's funny as hell, do we all agree.

This is the year, social media's king,

X has got all the trends, and it's the craziest thing.

Video ads pop up, platforms are in control,

Grandma's mishap, is taking its toll.

People say it's fake, but who really knows?

Everyone dies, clothes change, it's all a visual show.

AI's behind it, making content go viral,

This is a good one, it's really inspiring.

She fell on her back, smashed thru the glass,

Everyone nearby probably died!

It looked like it hurt, it was a digital spree,

It's funny as hell, do we all agree.

So lets have a toast, to this lady's ride,

Our world's full of trends, she's the outlaw bride.

Go ahead and laugh, it's good for your pride!