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[Intro,Whimsical,Spoken Prelude,Male Main Baritone Vocalist,Atmospheric,Roasting Campfire SFX]
I'm starvin', I could eat a whole troll! (Okay..?)

[Verse 1,Reggae,Convinced,Playful,Andante,Accelerando]
With nothing to say
Still making noise every single day, ugh

they come and steal my stuff
but it's never quite enough

Lost their souls along the way
tried to compensate for tiny brains

Dammit, guess trolls are here to stay!
[Trollish Gong Leitmotif:](Hey-heyyy!)

[Chorus,Punk Rock,Aggressive,Energetic,Anthemic,808 Bass,Allegro]
Oi, I'm carrying trash (Hey!)
Carrying trash (hey, hey!)
It's a free ride for trolls (Whee!)
from one dump to the next (Yayyy-!)
I'm carrying the trash, every passing day
Rest assured — yeah, someone's gonna pay (Someone's gonna pay!)

[Instrumental break,Whimsical Basslines,Uplifting Melodies]
[Trollish Wardrums Leitmotif:](Oh-heyyy!)

[Verse 2,Reggae,Confident,Playful,Accelerando,Percussive Risers]
Took out my lamer compass
that guides me straight to their vile dens

I'll lend you my sword
if you tell me where to stab it (Hey-hey!)

Yeah, it's gonna be easy
hunting me down some copycats
Though I prefer the term copyrats

nibble at my turf, confuse it with cheese
but it only spells game over (you're done!)

I guarantee, someone's gonna pay! (Someone's gonna pay, heyyy-!)

[Chorus,Punk Rock,Playful,Menacing,Anthemic,808 Bass,Vivace]
Ya, I'll carry more trash
Always carry trash (hey, hey!)
Gets heavier by the day
Can't relax, this is for you
I'll never get used to this
Rest assured, I guarantee
soon someone's gotta pay (Ey-hey!)

[Bridge,Reflective,Ominous,Assured,Symphonic,Orchestral Swell,Gradual Key Modulation,Adagio,Accelerando]
Clear wave after wave, slay a mob or three
I'll track down their lair
pay a visit with my sword (Mercy, sir!)
after I'm all done
haul their ass to court
I'll be the final judge (Whoo, endboss!)

Attack with heaps of evidence (Ouch!)
I'm more than ready for a fight —
(oh, oh, oh, oh)
infringe my copyright —
(na, na, na, na)
and you're way in over your head!

Feed my stuff to your overlords
'cause your own ain't good enough
Losing count, but I've kept track
A one-man-band, armed to the teeth
Here to dance, bring your troll army
I'll get my payback (and a paycheck!)
and level up straight away (*ding*)

Damn wanna-wanna wannabee-hee-heee! (Easy, pro!)
[Trollish Psychedelic Leitmotif:](Oh-ya, heyyy-!)

[Interlude,Death Metal,Melancholic,Intense,Energetic,Grunting Guest Troll Vocalist,Synthwave]
[Fomanted,Lisp,Spitting,Snarling Troll Vocalist:](Hey, I sure don't like your face!)
(It's even uglier than mine — but how?!)
(I'll just come take your stuff away)
(Teehee-hee-hee, 'til next time!)

[Drop,Chopped SFX,Sword Slash,Manic Chiptune Overdrive,Orchestral Brass Stabs]
(*swoop* *swish* *cling* *clang*)

[Low Deep Rumbles,Adagio,Smooth Transition Ramp,Accelerando]

[Chorus,Punk Rock,Playful,Euphoric,Epic,Anthemic,Layered Gospel Choir Vocals,Allegro Vivace]
Yep, I'll carry the trash (Easy!)
Ain't gonna complain (hey, hey!)
Got used to it, damn story of my life! (Stop)
Sort it out every day
These trolls are heavy as hell
I'm carrying trash! (Carry the trash!)
I'm carrying trash! (Carry the trash!)
and I'm glad someone has to pay (Pay - pay - pay!)

[Outro,Spoken,Playful,Whimsical,Lingering Echoes]
Gonna plunder a stash or two
Make a troll and its masters pay (Uh-oh)
Yeah, I'm coming for you soon
Have a great payday (Okay, bye!)
I'm carrying trash! (I'm carrying trash) [Leitmotif,Gong:](oh-ah, heyyy-!)
[Ending]