I'm starvin', I could eat a whole troll! (Okay..?)

With nothing to say

Still making noise every single day, ugh

they come and steal my stuff

but it's never quite enough

Lost their souls along the way

tried to compensate for tiny brains

Dammit, guess trolls are here to stay!

[Trollish Gong Leitmotif:](Hey-heyyy!)

Oi, I'm carrying trash (Hey!)

Carrying trash (hey, hey!)

It's a free ride for trolls (Whee!)

from one dump to the next (Yayyy-!)

I'm carrying the trash, every passing day

Rest assured — yeah, someone's gonna pay (Someone's gonna pay!)

[Trollish Wardrums Leitmotif:](Oh-heyyy!)

Took out my lamer compass

that guides me straight to their vile dens

I'll lend you my sword

if you tell me where to stab it (Hey-hey!)

Yeah, it's gonna be easy

hunting me down some copycats

Though I prefer the term copyrats

nibble at my turf, confuse it with cheese

but it only spells game over (you're done!)

I guarantee, someone's gonna pay! (Someone's gonna pay, heyyy-!)

Ya, I'll carry more trash

Always carry trash (hey, hey!)

Gets heavier by the day

Can't relax, this is for you

I'll never get used to this

Rest assured, I guarantee

soon someone's gotta pay (Ey-hey!)

Clear wave after wave, slay a mob or three

I'll track down their lair

pay a visit with my sword (Mercy, sir!)

after I'm all done

haul their ass to court

I'll be the final judge (Whoo, endboss!)

Attack with heaps of evidence (Ouch!)

I'm more than ready for a fight —

(oh, oh, oh, oh)

infringe my copyright —

(na, na, na, na)

and you're way in over your head!

Feed my stuff to your overlords

'cause your own ain't good enough

Losing count, but I've kept track

A one-man-band, armed to the teeth

Here to dance, bring your troll army

I'll get my payback (and a paycheck!)

and level up straight away (*ding*)

Damn wanna-wanna wannabee-hee-heee! (Easy, pro!)

[Trollish Psychedelic Leitmotif:](Oh-ya, heyyy-!)

[Fomanted,Lisp,Spitting,Snarling Troll Vocalist:](Hey, I sure don't like your face!)

(It's even uglier than mine — but how?!)

(I'll just come take your stuff away)

(Teehee-hee-hee, 'til next time!)

(*swoop* *swish* *cling* *clang*)

Yep, I'll carry the trash (Easy!)

Ain't gonna complain (hey, hey!)

Got used to it, damn story of my life! (Stop)

Sort it out every day

These trolls are heavy as hell

I'm carrying trash! (Carry the trash!)

I'm carrying trash! (Carry the trash!)

and I'm glad someone has to pay (Pay - pay - pay!)

Gonna plunder a stash or two

Make a troll and its masters pay (Uh-oh)

Yeah, I'm coming for you soon

Have a great payday (Okay, bye!)

I'm carrying trash! (I'm carrying trash) [Leitmotif,Gong:](oh-ah, heyyy-!)