Enough Of This Madness (Sir Bedivere)
A dramatic folk-rock drinking song with exhausted anti-hero energy. Mid-tempo rhythm, rough male vocals, weary sarcasm, stomping drums, fiddle, acoustic guitars, and chaotic tavern atmosphere without crowd noise. The singer desperately tries to keep a collapsing medieval kingdom under control while surrounded by drunken knights, endless arguments, terrible singing, and royal stupidity. Funny, frustrated, emotional, and slowly descending into alcohol-fueled surrender.
Enough Of This Madness (Sir Bedivere)
A dramatic folk-rock drinking song with exhausted anti-hero energy. Mid-tempo rhythm, rough male vocals, weary sarcasm, stomping drums, fiddle, acoustic guitars, and chaotic tavern atmosphere without crowd noise. The singer desperately tries to keep a collapsing medieval kingdom under control while surrounded by drunken knights, endless arguments, terrible singing, and royal stupidity. Funny, frustrated, emotional, and slowly descending into alcohol-fueled surrender.
Lyrics
Cedric sings for seven hours
Arthur drinks and calls it power
Elaine screams across the hall
Lancelot says nothing at all
Guinevere just rolls her eyes
Merlin smokes and starts to smile
every knight is drunk by ten
Camelot collapses again
[Pre-Chorus]
Someone stop this royal mess
before we all die overdressed
[Chorus]
Enough of this madness
enough of this wine
enough of these idiots wasting my time
put down the goblets, the swords, and the pride
I swear by heaven I’ll restore some order tonight
Enough of this nonsense
enough of these games
I’m tired of heroes acting insane
somebody here has to use their brain
and unfortunately… it’s me again
[Verse 2]
Arthur fell behind the throne
claiming Camelot’s “unstoppable”
Cedric sings another verse
somehow every song gets worse
Elaine tries to start a fight
Lancelot avoids eye contact all night
someone set the drapes on fire
Merlin says it looks “inspired”
[Pre-Chorus]
I need silence, peace, and air
instead I guard this drunk nightmare
[Chorus]
Enough of this madness
enough of this wine
enough of these lunatics ruining my life
put down Excalibur, nobody’s impressed
I’m one nervous breakdown away from eternal rest
Enough of this chaos
enough of this court
I should’ve become a fisherman at some northern port
somebody here has to keep things alive
while Camelot drunkenly eats itself alive
[Bridge]
No one listens
no one learns
every lesson simply burns
I tried honor
I tried grace
now I need alcohol to face this place
[Final Chorus]
Enough of this madness
enough of this throne
I can’t fix a kingdom built entirely wrong
Cedric keeps singing, Arthur keeps yelling
Elaine threw a goblet at somebody’s helmet
Enough of this madness
I finally agree
this kingdom is hopeless
so pour one for me
[Outro]
One more drink…
for Bedivere…
last sane man…
in Camelot…