[Verse 1]
Whatchu think this is, a magic show?
Step in my kingdom, it’s a death row!
Ears back, gloves tight, voice high, rage loud,
Mickey ain’t a mascot, I’m a mushroom cloud!

Snap like Goofy’s back on payday,
Stack heads higher than the castle gate way,
Donald got beef? Put him in a stew,
Minnie’s in the war room, painting the crew!

[Drop – Doom guitar riff, deep bass]
You wanted magic?
I bring mayhem, baby!
Kingdom hearts stop beatin’ when they hear my name!

[Verse 2]
Paint the walls with cartoon gore,
Swords outta sorcerer’s closet, WAAARRR!
No escape from this Toon Town hive,
Mouse gone mad, you ain’t leavin’ alive!

Spin this racket like Fantasia’s drum,
One wrong look and your whole crew’s done,
Smile on my face but my heart’s full of fire,
I’m the mascot of wrath, I’m the corporate crier!

[Chorus]
House of Mouse, it’s a slaughterhouse!
Clocks tick down when the boss gets out!
Raise your flags, but your fates been dealt,
MICKEY COMIN’ — YOU’LL SCREAM FOR HELP!

[Bridge]
Oh, you thought it was just cartoons…
[screamed]
WE BUILT A FACTORY OF YOUR DOOM!

[Final Verse]
Outta the vault with a black ink flood,
Spin the steamboat ‘round, smell blood!
Laughs gone dry, eyes gone wide,
Better pray to Walt you don’t collide!

Keys to the castle, chains on the gate,
This little mouse just REWROTE YOUR FATE.
Ink in my veins, rage in my teeth,
When I stomp in the room, you’ll know death’s beneath!

[Outro]
See ya real soon… heeheehee…