Slutty Coffee ☕️

(Sultry R&B / Intimate Parody)


Mm… you like it hot, don’t you?
I know you do…
You can’t start your day without me, baby.


I wake you up slow, with a kiss to your lips,
Steam on your tongue, I’m the morning’s eclipse.
You stir me ‘round, taste my bitter and sweet,
Every drip that I drop gets you weak in your seat.


You like it dark? Or you want a swirl of cream?
I’ll be whatever satisfies your dream.
I’m bold, I’m smooth, I’m trouble in a cup —
You keep comin’ back to fill me up.


Don’t lie, you love my bitter taste,
Your hands shake when I make you chase.
I see the way your lips wrap tight,
I’m your guilty pleasure every night.


I’m your slutty coffee, pour me slow,
Hot and ready everywhere you go.
I’ve been in so many mouths before,
But baby, you still beg for more.


Sip me, lick me, swirl me ‘round,
I moan when I touch your mouth.
You can’t quit me, no matter the cost,
One drop of me — and your sleep’s all lost.


I’ve been passed around the table, loved and abused,
Some take me black, some leave me confused.
French press, drip, I don’t discriminate,
If you can handle heat — you can participate.


I like it dirty, no filter tonight,
Espresso shot — two pumps of delight.
You’ll tip your cup, I’ll stain your tie,
But you’ll still call me back tomorrow night.


Mmm… don’t you spill me, baby.
Let me slide down easy.
You say I’m bad for your heart —
But I am your heart.


You like me hot…
You like me strong…
You whisper my name when it’s been too long.
You take me to work, then sneak me at noon,
You tell your friends you’ve got me too soon.


I’m your slutty coffee, pour me deep,
Keep my secrets — I don’t sleep.
You’ll crave me hard, then act all sweet,
‘Cause you love the sin you sip with me.


Every tongue knows my name,
But none taste me quite the same.
You’ll never leave — you’re too far gone,
One more cup… and I own your dawn.


Mmm… don’t act shy now.
You know I’m your first thought every morning.
You can’t resist me.
Say my name Baby…
Slutty Coffee. ☕️