[Intro]
Again, here we go…
I’ve gone on another binge…

[Verse 1]
I’ve gone on a binge — a classic of the genre,
Season three, the main character — still me.
Phone on silent, door locked tight,
Only ice and cognac in the fridge tonight.
Friends text: “Bro, are you even alive?”
I reply with a sticker: “In progress. Don’t disturb.”
My liver’s already sending official warnings,
And I pour another one like, “Hang in there, old girl.”

[Hook]
I’ve gone on a binge, a binge, a binge,
Everything’s according to plan, totally under control, bro.
I’ve gone on a binge, a binge, a binge,
Don’t look for me — I’m in an important meeting with alcohol.

[Verse 2]
Yesterday I promised: “Gym starting Monday.”
Today’s Monday… well, technically Tuesday.
I drink to the health of everyone who annoys me,
Especially those who say, “Pull yourself together.”
The neighbor’s knocking on the wall at three in the morning,
I knock back — a cultural exchange.
Life’s like a series, and I’ve hit pause,
Episode title: “Here he goes again, damn it.”

[Hook]
I’ve gone on a binge, a binge, a binge,
Everything’s according to plan, totally under control, bro.
I’ve gone on a binge, a binge, a binge,
Don’t look for me — I’m in an important meeting with alcohol.

[Verse 3]
Work texts me: “Where’s the report?”
I reply: “Currently maturing.”
The boss calls — I’m in airplane mode,
Best excuse I’ve used in ten years.
I drink to the dreams that never came true,
I drink to the plans I buried myself.
I drink to “tomorrow I’ll definitely start over,”
At this point it’s tradition, almost a religion.

[Bridge]
This isn’t a crisis…
It’s scheduled maintenance.
Routine servicing of the organism.
Please do not interfere.

[Final Hook]
I’ve gone on a binge! (a binge, a binge!)
Everything’s according to plan, totally under control! (yeah, right…)
I’ve gone on a binge! (a binge, a binge!)
Don’t call… I’m in an important meeting… with myself.

[Outro]
…again.