You may have called him this

And you may have heard a thing

But he was once the greatest wrestler

That ever wrestled in a ring

Then along came another

Who knocked him around a few degrees

And tried to make him cry uncle

But he wouldn't beg nor would he plead

There once was a once was

That once was a was

Until their past caught up with them

Like an ill fitting glove

You may have yelled the boo's

And you may have yelled you rat

But he was once the greatest player

That ever came up to bat

Then along came another

Who's three balls struck him out

And tried to make him cry tears

But he wouldn't spit nor would he shout

There once was a once was

That once was a was

Until their past caught up with them

Like an ill fitting glove

You may have called them this

And you may have called them that

But they once was that once was

That had it all down pat

Then along came another . . .