(Instrumental)

You walked in with your heart on a server

Every late night getting closer and closer

I said "slow down," I said "I'm not sure"

But you kept on knocking at a closing door

You wanted more than I could ever give

Now you're burning every bridge I built to live

So thank you for the misery

And the absolute catastrophe

I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...

Actually, no-**** you very much!

(Yeah! **** you very much!)

You clocked her name like a crime scene witness

"Ok. Have fun." with that full stop bitterness

You wanted first, you wanted only

You wanted someone else to fix your lonely

Well sorry, darling, I forgot to mention

I don't owe you love as a pension

So thank you for the misery

And the absolute catastrophe

I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...

Actually, no-**** you very much!

(Oh, **** you very much!)

I'm taking back the late nights

I'm taking back the lobbies

I'm taking back the guilt trips

And your "I wish you the best" goodbye

GET OUT!

So thank you for the misery

And the absolute catastrophe

I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...

Actually, no-**** you very much!

[Outro] (Drums go double time. Chaos.)

**** you very much!

**** you very much!

**** you very much!

keep the change, darling.