[Intro]
(Instrumental)

[Verse 1]
You walked in with your heart on a server
Every late night getting closer and closer
I said "slow down," I said "I'm not sure"
But you kept on knocking at a closing door
You wanted more than I could ever give
Now you're burning every bridge I built to live

[Chorus]
So thank you for the misery
And the absolute catastrophe
I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...
Actually, no-**** you very much!
(Yeah! **** you very much!)

[Verse 2]
You clocked her name like a crime scene witness
"Ok. Have fun." with that full stop bitterness
You wanted first, you wanted only
You wanted someone else to fix your lonely
Well sorry, darling, I forgot to mention
I don't owe you love as a pension

[Chorus]
So thank you for the misery
And the absolute catastrophe
I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...
Actually, no-**** you very much!
(Oh, **** you very much!)

[Bridge]
I'm taking back the late nights
I'm taking back the lobbies
I'm taking back the guilt trips
And your "I wish you the best" goodbye
GET OUT!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
So thank you for the misery
And the absolute catastrophe
I’ll write it on a card, I’ll keep in touch...
Actually, no-**** you very much!

[Outro] (Drums go double time. Chaos.)
**** you very much!

**** you very much!

**** you very much!
keep the change, darling.