It came out with a girl voice but I liked it so I kept it

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“Yeeeah… I see you stalkin’ my page in the dark…

Finger hoverin’… but girl, you scared to leave a mark?

C’mon, smash it like a bad habit—let’s break the rules,

One click and I’ll render this content just for you…”

“Thumbnail tease got you froze like buffering,

But I preview the heat when you start touchin’ things…

Subscribe? Nah—let’s marry the stats,

Every view’s a vow, no ad-block for that.

I’m 4K HD, but you’re lookin’ blurry-eyed,

*Rewind me, baby—play me one more time…

Likes ain’t the only thing I’m stackin’ tonight,

*Slide to the DMs—let’s crash the site…”

“(Ooh, algorithm’s watchin’…)

Smash it hard—no incognito…

(Click it… click it… yeah, I know you need to…)

Feed me digits, I’ll feed you slow mo…”

“SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON—faster than my ex did!

SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE—let’s trend in the bed, kid!

Hey you there… follow me… (Follow me… Follow me…)

Hit the bell—I’ll ring it till you scream, “YEAH, G!”

(SMASH that, SMASH that—Senzu’s back, bitch!)”

“Yo! Blink twice if you’re itchin’ for the content—

Finger twitchin’, thumb glitchin’, bandwidth spent.

I’m the pop-up you can’t close, virus in your cache,

Click me once—I’m stickier than cookie cache!

Subscribers? We exclusive—no free trial…

Likes ain’t free, gotta pay in denial.

Press play, we buffering—but I’m worth the wait,

Unplug your router—let’s override the damn date…”

“Smash it… smash it… (Like you own it…)

Subscribe… dive… (Don’t you fake it…)

I’m your homepage… refresh me…

"Yeah, girl—reload that energy…)”

Type my name… autocomplete…

I’m the suggestion you can’t delete…

Dare you… double-click… where I live…

Now smash that SHARE—let’s go viral, kid…”

“SMASH IT—CLAP BACK—LIKE A GAT!

SUBSCRIBE OR I’LL SMACK THAT—FACT!

*One click, we’re synced… two clicks, we’re linked…

Three clicks—oops, baby… now we’re cuffed